Prologue
Channels 7s gameday commentary is a source of constant ridicule and criticism, particularly the performance of one Brian Taylor…..
During the game between West Coast and Carlton, it was observed by many on Twitter that Daisy Pearce in particular was being ignored by Taylor, and that the commentary was worse than ever
With that in mind, we decided to keep a diary for the commentary on certain games, as a test tracker to see if the criticism was valid
The game today is the first game of Indigenous Round, Gold Coast Suns vs Carlton, 21/08/2020
Commentary team – Brian Taylor, Bruce Mcavaney, Wayne Carey, Gavin Wanganeen and Abbey Holmes (the latter two at the ground)
Commentary taken from Foxtel replay, so excludes h/t and pre game – clock times are on “countdown” times from the broadcast.
Broadcast begins after the Welcome to Country ceremony
1st Quarter
16:00 Taylor introduces the game, thanking the Larrakia people for allowing it to happen
Throws to Wayne Carey, who mentions the Suns deserve a Friday night game for their attractive footy
Bruce jumps in, with an “Agree with you Duck”, then pauses to let the coin toss ceremony be shown
Taylor and Bruce have a quick chat about the conditions, mentioning Abbey and Gavin have told them about the humid conditions
Taylor makes a long point about the age of Kade Simpson compared to his Suns opponents and Carey mutters something about Simpson in a short sleeved jumper
Throw to Abbey Holmes for another check on the conditions, meaning we’ve mentioned the conditions three times already
Abbey gives some vagaries about it being hot and she’s pumped for the game
Taylor doesn’t respond, and we hit the first bounce
15:58 Taylor starts as he usually does, mentioning the umpires are “in great form”
14:33 Carey, having observed the ground “looks like a carpet”, chips in that Casboult needs to stop with the short kicks, as he can’t disguise them well
Taylor agrees, saying its better for Casboult to “gain the metreage”
13:30 Taylor again decides “the surface is like carpet”
13:03 Bruce throws to Abbey to see if Swallow is paying close attention to Docherty
Abbey isn’t sure and says she’s having a close eye on it and will get back to Bruce
Camera cuts to Swallow wrestling with Williamson, not Docherty and Abbey says “that shows they are paying close attention to each other as you can see!”
Bruce trails off with a non committal “thanks for that Abbey”
11:40 First score of the game is a point to Sam Walsh
Bruce mentions that Walsh has kicked 5 goals in his last 5 games, after kicking 6 in the previous 30
Carey comes back with some vagaries, saying Walsh has “taken his game to a new level” and remember “that mark he took earlier this year”
Bruce trails off with a “yep”
Bruces crosses haven’t started well
11:24 Bruce anticipates the battle between Cripps and Greenwood at the stoppages “will be fascinating”
Taylor responds with a “yep, it will indeed, great battle”
10:06 Mark to Gibbons
General joshing about if Gibbons can kick a goal from a set shot
Carey says there’s more pressure on a set shot, and Gibbons misses with Bruce saying “hooking, hooking, hooking”
Taylor throws to a photo of Eddie Betts with Connor Budarick from 5 years ago, and mentions now Budarick is playing on his hero
Bruce and Carey approve, while Taylor finishes with “blow your mind on that!”
9:15
First goal of the game to Gibbons
Bruce mentions “it was appropriate Newnes gave it to Gibbons!”
Carey and Taylor get distracted talking about the Betts/Budarick photo again
After describing the goal, Taylor throws to the Fanzone to point out Daniel Gorringe is going “absolutely geeky”
8:55 Point kicked by De Koning
Bruce chips in another vagary with “Gee he’s an athlete isn’t he!”
Taylor jumps in again with his tale of how De Koning is pronounced
Taylor gets so caught up in his story of how De Konings mother told him it how it was pronounced, he mixes up Collins with Budarick and has to correct himself
7:20 Mark inside 50 to Newnes
Bruce begins an extended thought about how Newnes went from “a B Grade movie star to a leading man” last week
6:59 Newnes drags his set shot wide after Carey says there’s now an expectation for Newnes to kick these goals
Bruce engages in joshing saying Carey “can spoil a good story!” and Taylor japes “he’s a real party pooper!”
Gavin Wanganeen still hasn’t spoken on the broadcast
5:40 Gold Coast haven’t scored
Taylor asks Carey what Gold Coast need to do that they aren’t doing
Carey says the Suns need to stop the short kicks of Carlton, noting Carlton are already up to 20 marks, with a clear plan to chip it around
Taylor says nothing in response
5:07 Taylor and Bruce begin a conversation about Rankine and whether he has free range or needs to be more professional
Bruce makes a point about Rankine doing a lot of running last week and blowing up near the end of the game
4:10 First cross to Gavin Wanganeen all game
Taylor asks Wanganeen the vague question “how you seeing it” and Wanganeen responds “you can see the wide entries and the Carlton boys are saying good luck if you kick it from there”
No one replies
3:38 After Simpson fumbles over the line, Abbey chips in to point out the dew on the ground is making the ball slippy and its slipping through the players fingers
Taylor ignores her and makes a joke about “the other Dew, Stuart….”
3:20 Carey tries to make a point about marking the ball in slippery conditions and how to mark the ball with flat hands
He gets swallowed up by Taylor marvelling about the fans bringing their own chairs
Extended conversation then goes on about which team has the most fans, roping in Abbey to talk about there being more Blues fans, Bruce joshing about what happens if the Suns kick a goal, and Carey saying Eddie Betts is a drawcard
This chews up around 30 seconds
0:00 The quarter ends with Bruce talking about the jumpers being worn
Quarter time
1 cross to Gavin Wanganeen all game
Abbey is much more of a traditional “boundary rider” than Daisy or Hodge, and Taylor seems much more engaged with that set up
Abbey butchered her main cross about Swallow and Docherty
Taylor has been all over the map
Carey has been really subdued in the broadcast and has contributed mostly vagaries
2nd Quarter
16:00 Taylor opens the 2nd quarter commentary
15:12 Bruce mentions Jack Martin, noting he kicked 4 goals against Richmond and made “an auspicious debut”
Carey responds with another vagary, concluding with “he’s a class act and having a good year”
Bruce responds with a “no doubt”
14:50 Taylor praises “those magnificent trees in the background”
13:47 Taylor mentions “Izak Ranking”
Taylor also muses umpire Robert Finlay is in “great form” with no context
12:50 A kick inside 50 is marked by Jack Martin
Despite the clear close up it’s Jack Martin, Taylor calls him “Petrevski-Seton” before correcting
Carey praises Simpson for taking the game on and getting a quick kick inside 50
12:11 Martin misses the set shot
Taylor and Carey have a vague conversation that starts with Taylor saying last year “Gold Coast just played to play”, and Carey concluding Carlton haven’t put scoreboard pressure on them and the Suns “time will come”
It’s a real drop down from Hodge and Daisy to go back to such vague non committal commentary
11:49
Free kick to Harry McKay
Carey muses that McKay “hit his last shot well” even though he missed, so it should give him confidence
11:21
Goal to Mckay
Carey and Taylor again have a very vague conversation about McKay “shaping up well for a big guy” that doesn’t seem to say anything interesting
Taylor says “he looks really solid” and will be a good player
Carey says “the upside of him is……huge”
Taylor concludes the conversation by saying David Teague looks happy
The most staggering thing doing this diary so far is the drop off in quality from Daisy and Hodge (and even god forbid the less Channel 7ny bits of Cameron Ling) to Carey
10:24 Taylor gets frustrated with the Suns slow play
Bruce is also frustrated, mentioning “it’s not like they’ve changed personnel!”
Neither mentions the Suns are on a short break
10:05 Petrevski-Seton is injured in a tackle from Swallow
Taylor says Petrevski-Seton “got up with both arms on the ground” and should be OK
Bruce mentions he’s a hardy player
9:48 Abbey reports Petrevski-Seton is coming off the ground
9:10 Mark inside 50 to Rankine
Taylor praises Gold Coast for moving the ball quicker and Carey chips in that “Docherty, Weitering and these guys are playing good footy so you can’t just bomb it on their heads”
8:30 Rankine kicks the goal mentioning with Taylor saying “he’s a sweet timer of the footy”
Carey and Taylor begin another non specific conversation about quick ball movement and “what forward doesn’t love it!”
Abbey chips in to describe the goal in basic terms and then throw to Gavin (for only the 2nd time) to talk about how he’s related to Izak Rankine
Bruce concludes “great story Abbey!”
7:25 After a tackle by Kade Simpson, Taylor mentions Simpson is 36 again, and calls a tackle “a real cruncher”
Carey uses the Telstra Tracker to say Walsh has covered a lot of ground and Ed Curnow is a “massive runner as well”
7:16 Bruce says “you can see the Suns have lifted a bit” after their goal and Carey says “their attack on the footy can’t be questioned”
It’s such an uninteresting, vague commentary, that’s the thread so far, it’s not informing the viewer in any way
6:58 Taylor muses “the kids won’t forget this!” and how lucky they are to see this game
5:55 Free kick to Eddie Betts for a high tackle
Careys analysis is “Eddie pulled out his whole trick bag!”
No one comments on the free
5:14 Betts misses the set shot
Carey says “it’s the most clapped point he’s ever seen”
Taylor begins a cringy monologue about “they love it” and “if they just take away from this that they love footy and watch their heroes, that’s all we want!”
He then praises the Larrakia people for “giving us so many great footballers over the years!”
He doesn’t name any of them
3:27
Mark to Lemmens
Carey runs with “it’s a big win to the Suns because Carlton haven’t put on scoreboard pressure”
3:12 Lemmens kicks a goal
Carey again doesn’t contribute much beyond “speed of ball movement” and something is “the most important kick in football”
Throw to Gavin Wanganeen (only the 3rd time) to basically back up Taylor that speed of ball movement is the key
Taylor agrees
3:02 Taylors analysis of Lukosius is “I love his name, I love his kicks, I love his play and precision ball, look at that!”
2:24 Goal to Eddie Betts
It’s set up by Zac Fisher out sprinting Lukosius and getting the ball into Betts
The 7 analysis is Carey and Taylor to josh about “a big bear” jumping on Lukosius back and Taylor says “the big bear on his back said you’ve done too much running!”
Carey is about to launch into more analysis of the goal when they cut to the crowd and show several Indigenous fans enjoying the game
Taylor purrs “Isn’t it great! Isn’t it great to see these guys coming to the footy! Enjoying every moment of it! Look they don’t know which way to look! It’s such a big bright thing for them! They are loving the opportunity of AFL football up here! Thanks to the Larrakia people again!”
So…….that was all kinds of wrong……..
1:18 Goal to McKay
Carey mentions the game is opening up and Taylor goes back to McKays “uncomplicated style” kicking for goal
Bruce and Carey continue the vagary with Bruce saying he’s the dominant key forward on the ground and Carey concluding “he’s having a very good game”
Carey then pipes in “he has a smooth clean action” and “he could be a superstar of the comp”
Wanganeen, who’s sounded nervous up until now, chips in that Gibbons set up the goal well and McKay has a good kicking action
0:40 Goal to Gibbons
Someone in the Channel 7 production truck REALLY wants crowd shots because we’re jump cutting to them all the time now
Bruce says Gibbons contribution tonight has been “quite stunning” and “pretty good all the way through”
Carey simply says “they are getting too much uncontested footy” and Taylor says “yup”
Carey slips into more vagaries that the Suns pressure has dropped off
Taylor chimes in “all the 3s, 3 goals, 3 minutes, and 3 entries”
Bruce replies “A hat trick in more ways than one!”
Taylor ignores it, and joshing ensues
0:27 Taylor goes on a monologue again about the people bringing in their own deck chairs
Taylor says “they’ve brought all different seats for all different weights!”
Bruce says “you would be a challenge!”
Joshing ensues
0:00 End of the 2nd quarter
So the key takeaway from that is just how uninteresting and uninformative the commentary is
Carey as a special comments person is a steep dive off a cliff compared to Daisy, Hodge and some of Ling
He doesn’t analyse any build up to goals or any patterns of play, just vague stuff about McKay being solid etc
Bruce and Taylor have been all over the place and the game just isn’t called well
Taylors comment on the crowd was appalling and cringy. At best.
Abbey and Wanganeen have been used really sparingly……
3rd Quarter
Half time note – Channel 7 used 1/2 time of Indigenous round to interview Daniel Gorringe about this fear of birds, rather than interview any Indigenous players
16:00 Taylor opens the 3rd quarter, Carey opens up with another vagary about David Swallow having a good year
15:16 Marc Murphy kicks a behind
Taylor notes Murphy leads all possession getters on the ground and thus is having “a good night”
14:09
Mark inside 50 to Casboult
Carey notes Casboult was the beneficiary of a good kick that went deep and Casboult read it better than anyone else
Taylor says Martin delivered a “class kick” and the other two say “yep”
13:33
Casboult misses a set shot
Bruce asks Taylor if Carltons inaccuracy will hurt Carlton
Taylors summation is basically “it shouldn’t, unless Gold Coast play better”
The insight is staggering
13:03 Casboult drops a Simpson kick inside 50
Taylor is so busy praising the magnificent kick he doesn’t call the play and the dropped mark
12:47 Bruce says Gold Coast are at breaking point and need to “boomerang their way out of this, sling shot their way out of this”
12:00 Weitering outmarks King
Carey chips in more vagaries that King is playing on “a really good player who’s having a some sort of year”
Taylor mentions 10 Gold Coast players have had less than 5 possessions but doesn’t name them or go any further
10:42 Casboult takes a strong mark down the line
Carey sums up its important to take strong marks and “then he had the nous to play on”
It’s not adding anything to the commentary, it’s just describing what people can see that’s really obvious
10:26 Cross to Abbey to tell us Ballard is up after being hit by Ellis
Abbey trails off nervously that “it’s good news……for Suns fans”
Taylor says “thanks Abbey”
9:59 Taylor goes to another one of this familiar themes, thanking the umpires for living in the hub
9:49 De Koning gives away a free kick to Witts
Carey chips in “Couple of free kicks De Koning has given away to Witts….let them off the hook”
Bruce responds with a “yep, in the same spot”
8:40 Bruce brings up a stat that Swallow has won 5 clearances and is starting to get busy around the stoppages
Carey chips in with “The Suns intensity has lifted”
7:03 Weitering takes a defensive mark
Bruce tries to engage Carey in a discussion on whether Weitering is in All Australian form
Carey responds “He’ll be in the discussion, not many goals kicked on him…..”
6:38 Taylor begins an extended part on Maurice Rioli
He awards Rioli 10 out of 10 or 9 out 10 for aspects of his game, not really explaining where he got those marks from
It concludes with Taylor saying he was a “10 out of 10 person” and a “former team-mate of mine that died too young”
While he’s talking, he misses a mark inside 50 to Corbett
Bruce has to interject with a quick “Absolutely….so mark in the pocket to Corbett” to get things back on track
6:06 Swallow hits the post with a shot from the boundary
Taylors analysis is “there’s a lot of kids in the crowd saying I would have kicked that in my playtime! Every day! No doubt about it!”
4:49 Throw to Carey for a discussion about the Tom Lynch story in the week
Carey thinks there wasn’t much in it “but he liked the passion of young Collins in the rooms”
3:41 Carey returns to the theme saying if it was a midfielder or an on baller it wouldn’t be talked about
Taylor throws to “Gav” for his thoughts
Wanganeen doesn’t hear the question and responds saying he’s waiting for Gold Coast to get a message to attack more and not just kick it down the line
Bruce responds “lets see if they do get that message”
3:09 Goal to Weller
Bruce screams “Corridor footy!” and says “I reckon they got the message Gav!”
Abbey chips in to say “Gavin you wanted to the Suns to take grass, take risks…..”
Wanganeen nervously says “Gold Coast got some overlap handballs……which….the Carlton defence don’t like”
Taylor ignores all this to comment on Rowell and Dew on the bench “having a little love-fest”
2:46 Goal to Curnow
Taylor says it came from “the brilliance of Cripps and Curnow” and was the last thing Gold Coast wanted
Careys analysis is it was a nice finish, and he had time and space, followed up by saying the improvement in Carlton is in winning tight finishes, and trailing a very vague thought by saying the fans in the Fan Zone seem pretty happy
1:14 Simpson takes an intercept mark
Careys analysis is “Simpson saw the body language was he was kicking it short and read it well”
0:00 Quarter ends with Rankine missing a sitter
Bruce sums up “oh boy oh boy oh boy”
Taylor begins a thought about the free range you give a player like Rankine, then goes “oh boy oh boy oh boy” and asks Bruce if he has any thoughts
Bruce says “it’s 3 quarter time”
4th Quarter
16:00 Bruce opens the final term hoping the Suns can make some inroads
15:10 Bruces throws to Taylor to talk about Carltons defence being impressive
Taylor says “Carltons defence has been impressive led by this man here Docherty”
It’s clearly Weitering
Carey chips another vagary that Weitering and Docherty have “stood up all night”
Taylor mumbles “Plowman another” and Carey says “yep”
Searing analysis
14:19 McKay marks and has a shot at goal
Taylor calls McKays kick as “I reckon thats a goal, that’s magnificent”
Goal Umpire gives a point, with Carey saying “it’s a bad camera angle” and Taylor to say “he can’t actually see the goals”
12:15 Taylor says “he reckons it was Ainsworth” that got a handball out
Bruce says “it was, well done” like a proud parent
12:00 Throw to Wanganeen to discuss the amount of times Eddie Betts has dropped chest marks
Wanganeen says the humidity in Darwin makes the ball like a cake of soap
Bruce sums up “we’ve got a reason BT but it is unusual”
11:48 Carey chips in “McKay had a lot of time and space to kick the ball”
He’s interrupted by Taylor getting excited that a Lukosius kick “went up the backside of Pittonet!”
He begins trying to josh that “it hit him on the bottom!”
Carey says “it happens” and Taylor says “hilarious…..some say not that funny…….”
11:02 Carey says Cripps needs to learn to win his own ball
Bruce asks him if that will happen or its just the way he plays
Carey says “the next evolution will be to get it to guys like Walsh”
Conversation fades out
10:35 Taylor asks Bruce the last time Carlton won a Friday night game
Bruce says it was North Melbourne in 2014 “but someone fed it to him in his ear”
Joshing ensues
10:00 Carey begins a vague monologue about Gold Coast having 6 players younger than Sam Walsh and “they have a really bright future”
Bruce chips in Carlton have 6 of the oldest 7 on the ground
Conversation fades out
Still no one has mentioned Gold Coast are off a short break
8:40
Goal to Newnes
Bruce wonders if last weeks match winner gave Newnes belief
Carey chips in “it gave him confidence”
They repeat the same conversation again, before Carey gets distracted by the Ladder
5:22 Goal to Flanders
Taylor goes straight into fixture list and a monologue on Gold Coast not ruining their competitive season
After a discussion on the next nights game and the debut of Irving Mosquito, Taylor states “it’s worldwide Mosquito day yesterday, on the day he was selected!”
Bruce says “I’ve made a note of it BT”
No one says anything about the goal
Carey says nothing
5:03 Cripps kicks a behind
Bruce says he’s glad Cripps didn’t kick a goal, because “they were messing up the commentary talking about Mosquitos!”
Joshing ensues
3:46 Games wind down
Bruce says “Gibbons is a nice foil for everyone isn’t he”
Carey says “yep” and gives him nothing
2:41 Carey mutters something about Carltons back six “controlling the air”
The Telstra Tracker comes on the screen with “repeat speed leaders”
Taylor looks at it and says “The Telstra Tracker there”
0:08 Game winds down with a discussion about midfielder set shots
End of Game
Postscript/Conclusion
The main thing that stood out was how truly horrible Wayne Carey was at special comments
He contributed so many vagaries, unquantifiable statements, and the quality drop from Hodge, Daisy and Ling (sometimes) was stark
There was no analysis of patterns of play, no explanations on what happened, no rationale on the game
Bruce and Taylor had to fill in a lot more air time as a result, particularly after Abbey butchered her big cross and Wanganeen was so audibly nervous
Taylors observation on the crowd being distracted by big shiny AFL was absolutely embarrassing
Truly awful commentary all round, at times embarrassing, but mostly just uninformative and uninteresting, full of words just to fill time